Ni Hao, China – The art of taking a day off work
So just when I thought id mastered the bus system, feeling smug, I got on the bus counted my 11 stops – got off the bus. Funny, nothing looked familiar – maybe I got off a stop too early? so I asked a man – well I showed him a card with my work address and looked at him with puppy dog eyes – he shouted at me and pointed down the road so I smiled and walked down pretending like I knew what he said. a) bad idea. b) a worse idea was thinking I could walk out in Beijing torrential rain without an umbrella, c) if it’s raining outside don’t wear a shirt, it will go see through and you will look like an idiot.
anyway, so I walk down the road, looks even less familiar, no one is around, no shops, no one walking. So I stood there, see through top, no idea what to do – contemplating life. Then I went into a Photoshop. the sweetest people, an old man and a young girl – neither spoke English but I showed them the card and they went on to what seemed to be the Chinese Google translate and told me to get on bus 402 for 6 stops. YES. so helpful! so I get on this bus , the doors close, I show the bus driver the address he starts shouting at me, stops the bus and opens the door. He could’ve been saying something really nice, but I really had no idea and I took that as my queue to leave. So yea, there I was wet , cold and in the middle of Beijing. I called CRCC and I was relatively unhelpful as all I could say was ‘ there is a building’ ‘there is a photo shop’. after Terry the CRCC helper spoke to a shop keeper they found out where I was and said it would be easier to go home rather than attempt to get to work (reem :1 . work:0) – woo a day off I thought! by this time it had already been 3 hours of getting lost. so I got on what I thought was the right bus for 11 stops, then I realised I had got on going the wrong direction, so I took the bus 22 stops home and spent the rest of the day asleep.
Moral of the story: sensibility over style, learn to count, be creative when you are finding ways to get out of work.
Tips: If you are going to visit a specific area or building get it written in Chinese – so you can show people if you get lost. Chinese People are really helpful so be Patient!!